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• It's too bad we can't say the same for Aubarn (AL) graduates (even though studying isn't a priority at a second-rate college that requires no class work or studying to earn a degree). Have you ever been to that cesspool of a "city"? Trailer Parks infested with Aubarn (AL) students? Racism (KKK Fraternity parties, The Eric Ramsey Tapes, The "Plantation Mentality")? Jacked-up trucks (along with 90 jacked-up truck shops) for mud riding? On campus cow pastures and barns? D-list country musicians performing at one of your three bars? And excluding the Tiger Town area, the rest of Aubarn looks like the final resting place for the citizens of Opelika waste after they flush it. I'd rather attend a Christian College than attending college in that embarrassment of a so called school. Places like Aubarn (AL) is what gives this state "a bad rep", and YOU KNOW IT! And by the way, I can assure you I'm far better off financially than you ever was, and than you ever will be. Enjoy the misery of working a 9-5 job Monday through Friday, just barely making ends-meat to support your girlfriend who mothers your six children! That's what a Polytechnic Institute degree earns you! (36-0!, 'XX)
• 5-7! LSU, VANDERBILT, ARKANSAS, Ole Miss, Georgia, WEST VIRGINIA and most importantly 36-0! 5-19... 5-19! Ten years from now we'll be talking about how great it was to defeat our daddy, Alabama when they were down, just as we did after they took back the series from 90-01. Welcome BACK to reality, Barnies! (Enjoy the memories!, 'XX)
• boys, I have gathered you into this shape to prepare you for the crappy bowl we have against Utah in cess pool, LA. Hopefully your mamas will be still be watching after halftime. (War Eagle 98, '98)
• This is the amount of points the Lee County renowned Opelika Tigers are going to score in both the 2008 and 2009 Iron Bowl. 36-0 5-7 39 all time losses... Who's your daddy? (James Bond, 'XX)
• this is how many times we have beaten Auburn in the last 6 years. (, 'XX)
• I was calling Floridan Blogger a redneck. Since the shoe obviously fits you, you put it on as well. Your name says it all, Barnie Basher. I would be willing to bet you never went to and graduated from the University of Alabama. In general the graduates have manners, the sidewalk alum are the foul mouthed rednecks that make this state look bad. Get off your brother's computer, go home, get drunk and beat your wife some more. For proof of how bad sore losers you are, ask the kid in pinson who was shot by his father because bama blew a 21 point lead against Arkansas a few years back how much he enjoyed the game. We mimic your rammer jammer cheer to make fun of you because you used to be able to say that. WAR EAGLE!!!!!! (Luck, '98)
• Who are you calling a redneck, Luck aka Mr. I represent a school infested with more trailer parks, cow pastures, rodeos, rebel flags, fraternity Klan members, jacked-up truck driving students and the self proclaimed "home of the best catfish ponds in the land"? And I can't believe you have the AUdacity to say we're sore losers, when you guys AUbsess over your streak* over The University by HOLDING UP FINGERS, STOMPING OUR LOGO, CHANTING "GO TO HELL, ALABAMA" and WORSHIPING YOUR STREAK ENDLESSLY! Why don't you take that beat up, mud riding truck back to Wire Road and go into a state of hibernation until our program falls apart again and capitalize on it, just as you've done during all of our down periods, AUtard? Look at the bright side, if there's no football, there's always rodeos where 17,000 puke-smelling Barnies throw down like it's the last night on Earth! (Barnie Basher, 'XX)
• Classy post bammer redneck! This is one of the reasons we hate you. Even when you are winning, you are sore losers. I hope you feel better after your post. The picture above is what your team is going to lay on 11/29, a big fat gooseegg!!!! War Eagle!!!! (Luck, 'XX)
• Well, it appears things are slowly fading back to normal. You've got THE University of Alabama showing potential, and THE Polytechnic Institute of Alabama showing decline. Probation is over, so you Wire Road, tank top wearing, Rebel flag supporting, cowboy hat wearing, Barnzo bafoons can fade into a state of hibernation until something else goes wrong with our program again, which will enable you to sneak a few more consecutive wins in which you'll AUbsess and live for until we pick up the pieces ONCE AGAIN... Roll Tide, cock suckers! (Floridan Blogger, 'XX)
• the scorce is 45 to 0, please bear,, if your spirits still here,, give us a sign and just 1 touchdown. (tigertracks103, '93)
• please bear,, if your spirits still here,, give us a sign. (tigertracks103, '93)
• Is nick the pivotman in this circle jerk?forever the center of attention,no matter the cost. (59 caddy, 'XX)
• Now, this is called a football. (, 'XX)
• Alabama Drug Ring (, 'XX)
• Let's circle around and keep Jimmy Johns from sniffing up the white lines (Civil Engineer, '98)
• WAR EAGLE! THE SECOND GREATEST VIDEO EVER MADE!! IT MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUBURN TIGER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DnwN86fM3Q (Cowgirl Pride, 'XX)
• WAR EAGLE! THE GREATEST VIDEO EVER MADE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2WISKXEGxc (TigerPride, 'XX)
• Even here, Bama losers convene to figure out why they suck so bad! (BamaSUX, 'XX)
• My, my, what a lovely little juvenile potty mouth you have on you, 6now7. Homosexuals and gay bars, leave it up to a true, Alabama Polytechnic Institute of Aubarn Barnie to execute the most pitiful and irrelevant insults. What makes incests any better than homosexuals, seeing how your backwoods, pathetic excuse for a college town is full of sibling loving trailer trash? (Roll Tide, 'XX)
• ROLL TIDE better that thin attending some school full of homosexuals and gay bars. At least i aint gotta worry about some fag hitting on me when im in Auburn, bitch (6now7, '09)
• What's with the AUbsession over The University of Alabama. Then again, quite frankly if I had been unfortunate enough to attend some backwoods, second rate, redneck school located in the middle of no where Opelika, vastly consisting of nothing but cow pastures, trailer parks, chicken houses, catfish ponds, street legal monster trucks, country music, no nightlife whatsoever, the lamest and most zombie-fied tailgating ever, rodeos, rodes, and more rodeos, frat students who dress up as Klansmen for Halloween, five overly boring bars which feature no artists or bands above the C list status, I'd possibly hate my cross state superior in an envious manner as well. QUESTION: What is the only thing both Alabama and Alabama Polytechnic Institute of Opelika fans have in common? ANSWER: They each enjoy talking more about Alabama than they do anything else! (Roll Tide, 'XX)
• OMG! We're having more fun by standing around clueless in one big circle, than those backwoods, jacked-up truck driving, rodeo prowling, mud riding Alabama Polytechnic Institute Barnies do while participating in one of their only methods of fun: RODEOS! Even doing this is better than attending a "Northern Railroad (the most popular band to ever hit Aubarn)" at one of their town's grand total of only 3 bars: THE SKYBARn. WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY! IT'S GREAT TO BE AN API COWGIRL... SAY IT'S GREAT... (AlabamaPolytechnicInstituteCowgirls, '91)
• Is there ANYONE left that hasn't been arrested?? (grltiger, '78)
• ROLL TIDE ROLL. GO BAMA' (, 'XX)
• Can you please help us find Brode Croyle's head? After 11 sacks it fell off. (gobogo, '82)
• The number of wins against Auburn at Bryant-Denny (BigAU, 'XX)
• (, '07)
• if you look closely you will see that alabama is trying to decide what color to be for the game..red vs. white.. (auburnchick04, 'XX)
• Ring around the roseys, pocket full of poseys... (aubcivil98, 'XX)
• If you think this is good, you should check out http://r.yuwie.com/wareaglemom (War Eagle Mom, '72)
• The crimpson tahd prepares to set the record for the World's Longest 'Elephant Walk' (SupperClub, '02)
• (, 'XX)
• Hey guys gather 'round. I want you to meet Jackie Sherril. He would like to share this little ritual with you. (chityeah, 'XX)
• McDonald's CEO addresses his future employees (TitanTiger, '94)
• I want to show you guys something special. Circle up. This here unopened bottle of George Dickel wiskey belonged to the 'Bahr'. I'm going to open it up and pass it around. I want everyone of you to take a sip. I will then pour the remainder of the Dickel over Coach Saban's head for luck. Then we will pray to the 'Bahr' for a victory over the 'cow college'. (Hal Moore, 'XX)
• Who has the ice cream scooper? Darn it, who lost it? Nobody is leaving till you all get one scoop. (JohnDeere, 'XX)
• After losing his first Iron Bowl to the Auburn Tigers, Nick Saban is subjected to the traditional Stoning of the Coach by Tide players and fans. (Kelly O, 'XX)
• ya'll bama fans out there need to get a towel because ya'll will need to wipe up ya'lls tears when THE TIGERS GO ALL THE WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY. they will KILL THOSE PITIFUL ELEPHANTS. YEP I SAID IT WHAT ARE YA'LL GONNA DO ABOUT SO GO BOO HOO. (oceangirl101, 'XX)
• Auburn is Gonna loose this year!!! So all tiger fans get out your hankies 'cause your gonna cry when we win!!!!! ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1 (bama girl , 'XX)
• Now gather round boys, this is an extremely old and fragile relic. I hold here in my hand a wood carving of the last time we beat Auburn (Tampabatiger, '00)
• Yes folks, believe it or not, we have a-hole fans that are even BIGGER than this!! (girltiger, 'XX)
• We've spelled out a zero. You know why I asked you ? Cause that's how many wins our seniors have had over Auburn !!! (tigeri, 'XX)
• "Guys here are the words to The Auburn fight song -- I've sang it for five years now, I think you should have to learn it too!!" (aub90, '90)
• This is how the looks when we say around the bowl and down the hole, roll tide roll (BLUEYETIGER , 'XX)
• As fans look on, the players and coaches practice a tribute for the host of their recent bowl games, The Tidey Bowl. (auburnite, '91)

For Auburn Voters

Images, Video Clips

• Brodie Croyle on not Beating Auburn: "Idn't how you want to go out"!
• CBS' SEC Moment: History of the Iron Bowl!
• Some fun with the Irons guys!
• 2005 Iron Bowl Play of the Game!
• AU, Yeah!
• Random Fun!
• UAT unveils new logo!
• 'Digging Up Bones', the new Alabama fan song!

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