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• Let's circle around and keep Jimmy Johns from sniffing up the white lines (Civil Engineer, '98')
• WAR EAGLE! THE SECOND GREATEST VIDEO EVER MADE!! IT MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUBURN TIGER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DnwN86fM3Q (Cowgirl Pride, 'XX')
• WAR EAGLE! THE GREATEST VIDEO EVER MADE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2WISKXEGxc (TigerPride, 'XX')
• Even here, Bama losers convene to figure out why they suck so bad! (BamaSUX, 'XX')
• My, my, what a lovely little juvenile potty mouth you have on you, 6now7. Homosexuals and gay bars, leave it up to a true, Alabama Polytechnic Institute of Aubarn Barnie to execute the most pitiful and irrelevant insults. What makes incests any better than homosexuals, seeing how your backwoods, pathetic excuse for a college town is full of sibling loving trailer trash? (Roll Tide, 'XX')
• ROLL TIDE better that thin attending some school full of homosexuals and gay bars. At least i aint gotta worry about some fag hitting on me when im in Auburn, bitch (6now7, '09')
• What's with the AUbsession over The University of Alabama. Then again, quite frankly if I had been unfortunate enough to attend some backwoods, second rate, redneck school located in the middle of no where Opelika, vastly consisting of nothing but cow pastures, trailer parks, chicken houses, catfish ponds, street legal monster trucks, country music, no nightlife whatsoever, the lamest and most zombie-fied tailgating ever, rodeos, rodes, and more rodeos, frat students who dress up as Klansmen for Halloween, five overly boring bars which feature no artists or bands above the C list status, I'd possibly hate my cross state superior in an envious manner as well. QUESTION: What is the only thing both Alabama and Alabama Polytechnic Institute of Opelika fans have in common? ANSWER: They each enjoy talking more about Alabama than they do anything else! (Roll Tide, 'XX')
• OMG! We're having more fun by standing around clueless in one big circle, than those backwoods, jacked-up truck driving, rodeo prowling, mud riding Alabama Polytechnic Institute Barnies do while participating in one of their only methods of fun: RODEOS! Even doing this is better than attending a "Northern Railroad (the most popular band to ever hit Aubarn)" at one of their town's grand total of only 3 bars: THE SKYBARn. WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY! IT'S GREAT TO BE AN API COWGIRL... SAY IT'S GREAT... (AlabamaPolytechnicInstituteCowgirls, '91')
• Is there ANYONE left that hasn't been arrested?? (grltiger, '78')
• ROLL TIDE ROLL. GO BAMA' (, 'XX')
• Can you please help us find Brode Croyle's head? After 11 sacks it fell off. (gobogo, '82')
• The number of wins against Auburn at Bryant-Denny (BigAU, 'XX')
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• if you look closely you will see that alabama is trying to decide what color to be for the game..red vs. white.. (auburnchick04, 'XX')
• Ring around the roseys, pocket full of poseys... (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• If you think this is good, you should check out http://r.yuwie.com/wareaglemom (War Eagle Mom, '72')
• The crimpson tahd prepares to set the record for the World's Longest 'Elephant Walk' (SupperClub, '02')
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• Hey guys gather 'round. I want you to meet Jackie Sherril. He would like to share this little ritual with you. (chityeah, 'XX')
• McDonald's CEO addresses his future employees (TitanTiger, '94')
• I want to show you guys something special. Circle up. This here unopened bottle of George Dickel wiskey belonged to the 'Bahr'. I'm going to open it up and pass it around. I want everyone of you to take a sip. I will then pour the remainder of the Dickel over Coach Saban's head for luck. Then we will pray to the 'Bahr' for a victory over the 'cow college'. (Hal Moore, 'XX')
• Who has the ice cream scooper? Darn it, who lost it? Nobody is leaving till you all get one scoop. (JohnDeere, 'XX')
• After losing his first Iron Bowl to the Auburn Tigers, Nick Saban is subjected to the traditional Stoning of the Coach by Tide players and fans. (Kelly O, 'XX')
• ya'll bama fans out there need to get a towel because ya'll will need to wipe up ya'lls tears when THE TIGERS GO ALL THE WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY. they will KILL THOSE PITIFUL ELEPHANTS. YEP I SAID IT WHAT ARE YA'LL GONNA DO ABOUT SO GO BOO HOO. (oceangirl101, 'XX')
• Auburn is Gonna loose this year!!! So all tiger fans get out your hankies 'cause your gonna cry when we win!!!!! ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1 (bama girl , 'XX')
• Now gather round boys, this is an extremely old and fragile relic. I hold here in my hand a wood carving of the last time we beat Auburn (Tampabatiger, '00')
• Yes folks, believe it or not, we have a-hole fans that are even BIGGER than this!! (girltiger, 'XX')
• We've spelled out a zero. You know why I asked you ? Cause that's how many wins our seniors have had over Auburn !!! (tigeri, 'XX')
• "Guys here are the words to The Auburn fight song -- I've sang it for five years now, I think you should have to learn it too!!" (aub90, '90')
• This is how the looks when we say around the bowl and down the hole, roll tide roll (BLUEYETIGER , 'XX')
• As fans look on, the players and coaches practice a tribute for the host of their recent bowl games, The Tidey Bowl. (auburnite, '91')

• Mal Moore, you have got just 10 seconds to get your ass off this campus... 10, 9, 8 (gobogo, '82')
• See your hand's really don't grow hair on them from masterbating too much. (whitey, '99')
• Yes, I am God. Worship me Bammers. (J Martin, '93')
• Back away from the podium..my ego is about to explode!!! (girltiger, 'XX')
• We PROMISE to win again before they reach ten in a row!! (BourbonMike, 'XX')
• Hold the applause. I haven't won a game yet! (TigerTom, '91')
• Bow down to your savior (Civil eng, '98')
• I WILL NOT BE THE NEXT COACH AT ALABAMA (BLUEYETIGER, 'XX')
• I'm this tall on my tippy toes! (Dinky Sabin, '86')
• Look ma!! - no hands while I balance on this step stool!! (km86, '86')
• Speak to the hands. (auburnmpa, '91')

• (luke, 'XX')
• No, i will not coach your legendary football team!! (Au_eagle88, 'XX')
• Sorry, I don't speak to commoners. (AUKev, 'XX')
• "I do not and am not interested in the Dallas Cowboys head coaching position. I have my dream job here at The Univ....what's that? Jerry is on the phone- gotta go" (Tampabatiger, '00')
• Basketball too? Noooooooooo... (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• Honey, have you seen my geauxld shirt? (, 'XX')
• Must beat Auburn... Must beat Auburn... Must beat Auburn... (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• Auburn is not man enough to beat the Tide -- Pat Dye. (Pat Dye, '92')
• Oh dang... He really is the 32 million dollar man! (Tommy Tuberville, '07')
• Hey, Juwan, quick there's the ice cream truck! (AUtlantan, '81')
• The quickest way to Ann Arbor is through Tuscaloosa. (Sollars, '02')
• The quickest way to Ann Arbor is through Tuscaloosa. (Sollars, '02')
• Nick Saban, Dolphins head coach. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Nick Saban will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful... (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• Must....run....faster....Lies....catching....up....to....me..... (auinmichigan, '05')
• OMG..where can I hide? Mal is trying to kiss my A** again!!! (girltiger, 'XX')
• RUN FORREST RUN! (treyburn, 'XX')
• OMG, Bo does know!! (TrueBlue75, '75')
• Nice airport. Gotta go! (TXTiger, '89')
• My hairdo makes me look fast even when I'm standing still. (HDFatboyTN, '85')
• More wound up -- than a sidewalk fan on meth! (auburnite91, '91')
• They're PECS! Not man breasts. (Richard78, 'XX')
• FAG (, 'XX')
• What the hell have I done??!! Get me out of Turdtown! (Kim86, '86')
• Wait, she kisses good. No!!!! Don't take her to jail. Mal...do something!!!! (frogmaster, '95')
• Faster than -- a brick through a window! (auburnmpa, '91')

• Can't find the little guy. Someone bring me a magnifing glass. (gobogo, '82')
• Hey Dom do I have toilet paper stuck to my pants? (Dchammer3002, 'XX')
• Hey Dom do I have toilet paper stuck to my pants? (Dchammer3002, 'XX')
• I hate it when my crimson underwear pokes out. Sorry, Mr. Huizenga. (Richard78, 'XX')
• I thought I'd NEVER get Mal's head outta my A** !! (GIRLTIGER, 'XX')
• I got Alabama right here in my back pocket...see the crimson rag!!! (H.S. Reed, 'XX')
• When I think about Alabama I touch myself (Sollars, '03')
• Now I see why my new disciples are so touchy about 'the thumb'. (auburnmpa, '91')

• I am tired of seeing flat chested cheerleaders. They should all have hooters about this size. Where is a West Virginia girl when you need one... (gobogo, '82')
• Shut the hell up, I know how to lose on my own! (Beaver, 'XX')
• Hey, I know its going to be the Trojans again (TROJANS, 'XX')
• I know I struggled to beat AUBURN at L.S.U but I can pay my players more at Alabama.Fear the foot!!!!!!! (cratchew85, 'XX')
• I know I struggled to beat AUBURN at L.S.U but I can pay my players more at Alabama.Fear the foot!!!!!!! (cratchew85, 'XX')
• If Train A is going east at 70 miles an hour, and Train B is going west at 55 miles an hour, how long will it be before I jump to another job? (PJ, '04')
• The thumb stops here. Roll Tide! (bamagal97, '98')
• Nice manicure, huh? That's a rich guy thing, you Bammer rednecks wouldn't understand. (Richard78, 'XX')
• these bammer women have a**** this big! (bammer moron, 'XX')
• You can TRUST me, really!! (have2players, '81')
• The Girl who kiss me, I swear, she had tits out to here (Was4AUnow5AU, 'XX')
• No, I do not think the Elvis look has gone out of style. Just wait until the mullet grows in. (Richard78, 'XX')
• Since TURDberville wasnt man enough to win the national championship, I'll show him how its done!! (jason, '92')
• $32 million will buy a lot of ice cream, there's plenty to go around. (415alum, '02')
• Yes, I too think Auburn obsesses. (Yo Mama, '00')
• Fear The Thumbs (, 'XX')
• Fear The Thumbs (, 'XX')
• how are you today sir, very well i thank you, run away, run away (ragtime, '04')
• THIS is what Auburn Fears. (JMA, '94')
• WHAT? Yous wanna piece of ME ???? (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• Yep. That's what I'm saying. Hooters out to here on that blonde at the airport. (Richard78, 'XX')
• "You'll have to take me out of here in a PINE BOX!" (yojoe, 'XX')
• I'm not a liar. It's just that the factual reality of the rest of the world doesn't match up to what I say. (Richard78, 'XX')
• This suit? Yes this is the same suit I wore yesterday. (Eric Johnson, '00')
• Instead of blondie, I had hoped that Bama chick who uses her breasts as a cupholder would have showed up at the airport! (auburnmpa, '91')
• Please move forward and form a line..we will be serving some delicious Kool-aid shortly here at the beautiful Jonestown..er, Tuscaloosa auditorium! (GIRLTIGER, 'XX')
• if you only knew that mal moore was blowing me below this podium (chris, 'XX')
• I did not have sex with that woman - Miss Lewinski..... (LyingLiar, '87')
• The truth is an irresistable force. But my lies ... well, my lies ... are immovable objects. I was not a Bammer before I decided to be a Bammer. Uh, what else can I say. Oh yeah, corndogs on me! (auburnmpa, '91')

• I just wet myself. (gobogo, '82')
• I have heard that on the WarEagleHey.com website that Auburn fans are using my image to make jokes about myself and my assumed inability to aquire a Head Coach for the University of Alabama. HA! The joke's on you, Barners! Let me be the first to welcome you back to your rightful spot of being the #2 in the state. (BamaFan, '93')
• Click Clack... Nick is Back! (BamaFan, '71')
• There is no truth to the rumor that we have asked Coach Saban to change his name to Mike Saban, Nick Rodriguez, or Mike Rodriguez. We have, however, approached Mrs. Saban to inquire about the posibility of changing her name to Rita. (PJ, '04')
• I got him! Kiss my hole, Auburn!! I am a friggin' genius! (BamaFan, '71')
• God, finally I found somebody to pay off. It took $50 million, but I gott'em !!!! (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• I am proud to announce that as of 8:42 local time, we have turned a new page in our school's proud history. Thw Wiggles have accepted a very lucrative offer to take over coaching duties for the Tide. This sweeping change will replace the entire staff, except of course BamaFan '93 who will be retained as pivot man, a task which he has attacked with admirable zeal and enthusiasm on the sidelines, in the training rooms and in my den over the past years. Roll Tide. (Tampabatiger, '00')
• Hell how do expect me to get a coach to come here. I don't even want to be here myself. (AUsome, 'XX')
• I'm the Imodium AD (pan, 'XX')
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• Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh huh. Uhhhhhhhhhhh. (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• First and foremost, I know our situation! I would rather not have a Head Coah at this critical time of recruiting than to have one that walks arm in arm with his football players onto the field like a bunch of fairies, then looking into the cameras and saying, "Click Clack." But then again, we are not Auburn. Freakin' Click Clack. How embarrassing can it get for those backwoods sister-daters. If you are going to say "Click Clack" on national television, at least say it with some power behind it instead of saying it like Gomer Pyle. (BamaFan, '93')
• Also, Tampabatiger '00 does a fine job cleaning the urinals at Bryant-Denny Stadium. If you have any urinals, or just toilets in general, that need a good cleaning, please see Tampabatiger outside. He will be the one washing my crimson convertible BMW. (BamaFan, '93')
• Let me run through the list of what I know as of today... One - We do not have a coach yet. Two - I do have a few more candidates to talk to. And lastly, Three - Tampabatiger '00 will be outside to wash any of your cars for "free"... Please help him out with a few dollars as he is a graduate from Auburn and like most graduates from Auburn, out of work and quite frankly, a bum. He does a good job washing cars, but you have to watch him on the wheels. He will only spit-shine those if you let him. Throw him a bone, okay? Thank you. (BamaFan, '93')
• I can't even find a 'Life Coach' for myself. (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• We're sending you back...to the future. (Marty, 'XX')
• I just offered the job to Mike Shula and HE turned me down (Luck, '98')
• I kinda look like Bill Walsh...maybe I can just insert myself as the coach!!! (H. Reed, 'XX')
• The Bear is NOT dead! He's just resting. (MontyPython, 'XX')
• "I'm just an ole chunk of coal..." (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• bamafan 93 is my lover and i'm here to tell you, he tosses one mean salad. What's that?.... yes, I prefer syrup. (tampabatiger, '00')
• My momma said to pick the very best one and you are IT!!!!! (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• Cocch Bryant has spoken to God and God has released him from his contract so that he may return to the University of Alabama as our next football coach. (Linebacker, 'XX')
• I have offered my job to Howard Burleigh, Minnesota State AD, and got turned down. (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• I now regret to inform you that Luther, former defensive coordiantor for the afformetioned Minnesota State Screaming Eagles, has also turned the job down. However, former special teams coach Dauber has shown a great interest in the job and negotiations are going smoothly......What? He turned us down too?! (auinmichigan, '05')
• I regret to inform you all that Bama has been turned down by Hayden Fox, former Coach of the Minnesota State Screaming Eagles. We have begun negotiations with Luther. (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• What kind of question is that, Mr. Finebaum? Why would anyone care if I wear Boxers or Briefs? I thought you called yourself a journalist. Next question... (Cecil Hurt, '62')
• Coach Smith is a proven winner who has won championships at two levels. One with the 95lb team and two with the 105's. Welcome to Alabama Coach Smith! (Pop Warner, 'XX')
• “Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.” - Yoda (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• BIBBIDY BOBBIDY BOO!!! (girltiger, 'XX')
• No, I'm not "Really Captain Crunch"! Next Question (Was4AUnow5AU, 'XX')
• Come on sing with me "If you're happy and you know it... , well forget it then!!!! (Luck, '98')
• I'd like to buy a vowel please Alex.....An E please. Sorry Mal there are no E's in the name of your next coach. (Vanna, 'XX')
• Bueller??? Bueller? Faris Bueller? (aubman82, 'XX')
• Oh, I am not an athletic director.............but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night !! (OrigTigerFan, '77')
• I must publicly admit at this point that I have become rather fond of the constant spankings and abuse, and with great anticipation look forward to many more by extending this non-hiring process indefinitely into the future. And now, meet my new companion and assistant AD, Mistress Phyllis from Mulga. (Richard78, 'XX')
• I would like to start off by saying that Coach Rod has declined our offer. And on a brighter note, we have declined Coach Tuberville's request to come to Alabama. He requested a substantial cut in pay, a subscription to ESPN - The Magazine, and extra large earmuffs for those cold winter practices. We told him to stay in Auburn. We want a proven, winning head coach. We want a coach that will actually take a team to the National Championship. That is all. (BamaFan, '93')
• I was not arrested at the BUILD A BEAR STORE for staying overnight. (warbob, '72')
• I have said No and I will say no again there is absolutely no truth to the rumor I will be starring in Phantasm V. (Dchammer, '91')
• " I have not had relations with that Coach". "And just what is your definition of a Winning Coach?" (Mr McGoo, '91')
• Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce our new head coach, the former superfriend....the Invisible Man. (, 'XX')
• oooooooh I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK... (tampabatiger, '00')
• "I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky." (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• REALLL MENN OF GENIUSSS...Mr Alabama AD,coach searching guy! (budlite, 'XX')
• "...there! They said it again, So easy a caveman con do it? How insulting." (tampabatiger, '00')
• Can you hear me now? Damn dropped calls. (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• To my left is the new football coach..Hey, where did he go? (H. Reed, 'XX')
• To my left is the new football coach..Hey, where did he go? (H. Reed, 'XX')
• A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink! (Pistol, 'XX')
• A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink! (Pistol, 'XX')
• We are now a basketball school! (honeypot, 'XX')
• It is with great pleasure that I introduce the next head coach at The University of Alabama.....Phlyis from Mulga. (Undermythumb, 'XX')
• You know, none of the rumors about our done deals would have leaked out if I had gotten somebody besides Cris Capps to block the doorway to my office. Please, somebody, take this job! (Thumbtime, '92')
• "...can you used the word in a sentence? Ok, C-H-A-M-P-I-U-M-S-H-I-P." (off camera) I'm sorry Mr. Moore, that is incorrect. (tampabatiger, '00')
• Losing 6 in a row to the Barners ain't that bad! (The Bear is Dead!, 'XX')
• Awww Come on Mike I was just kidding when I said you were fired! It was a joke...Get it? (treyburn, 'XX')
• "How bout y'all speedin' things up here. I gotta go to the john and take a massive dump." (bud, 'XX')
• I . . . am not a crook. (Beet Burner, 'XX')
• Hope you all at least like our upgraded facilities. We got the best smelling damn urinal cakes in the SEC, I tell you what. (bud, 'XX')
• They turned me loose from the nervous hospital. 'Said I was well. I got hired on by a Mr. Bill Cox fixing lawnmowers and whatnot. That grass out there in the yard has grown up quite a bit. I reckon I might cut it for you. (dsf, 'XX')
• There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it? (dtf, 'XX')
• I like them French fried potaters. (bob, 'XX')
• "I say we all drive to Elmwood and converse with the Bear. Only he can resolve this. Bring 12 cases of whiskey as an offering" (bud, 'XX')
• I'll give 2 of our National Championship trophies as a signing bonus to the first quality coach that agrees to put up with me, er work for me..... (geds, 'XX')
• I Quit (, 'XX')
• Our new head coach's identity is a secret. He will call the plays while wearing a paper bag on his head in the Pressbox. We have purchased an animatronic model of Bear Bryant to pace the sidelines, helping us to remember and relish the Glory Years. Roll Tide! (AUHey, 'XX')
• "Gloom, despair, and agony on mee....OHHHH!!!" "Deep dark depression, extended misery...OHHH" "If I had no bad luck, I would have no luck at all...OHHH" "Gloom, despair, and agony on meeee...OHHHH" (Bren10man, '94')
• If we have to settle for a 5th or 6th choice, its really not a big deal as long as we maintain a full roster of great trustees and boosters for the program. it is in this light that i submit to you that we should hire none other than Paul Bryant Jr. (DCRingo, 'XX')
• I AM NOT AN ANIMAL !!!! (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• I want my binky (bud, 'XX')
• Now where did Coach Bryant go? (Docwaters, '64')
• Have you seen Mike? (Pistol's Wife, 'XX')
• What we have here...is a failure to communicate! (Pistol, 'XX')
• Ummmm... Yeah... (slacker, '07')
• Response from crowd; "Your an asshole Mal" (Tex, 'XX')
• Seriously folks, does my butt look big in these pants? (bud, 'XX')
• Doh! (Tex, 'XX')
• We Are! Marshall!, No I mean Alabama! (Mal Moore, 'XX')
• Damn, these roids hurt... (Gene Jelks, 'XX')
• Me and the Bear liked disco. He did a mean hustle!!! (bud, 'XX')
• uh oh (dxdx, 'XX')
• Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking (bob, 'XX')
• Uh... is it still rollin baby? (rollin, 'XX')
• We have decided on a coach!!! We have purchased a Quija Board and will channel the Spirit of Bear Bryant on the Sidelines!!!! (AU4152, 'XX')
• When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle. (john, 'XX')
• "Coach "whats his name" from Ohatchee High School has an outstanding record and will be an asset to UAT..." (1Mongo, '66')
• Obsession!! with the University (Ears, '97')
• IF ANYONE HAS SEEN MY BALLS PLEASE RETURN THEM TO ME. i LOST THEM IN wV SOMEWHERE (ROLL TIDE, '91')
• Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government? (bob, 'XX')
• BUT.....We've got TRADISHUN!!! (gAUgia, '86')
• This just in...Bear Bryant is still dead. (aubman82, '82')
• As Bad As We Have It....At Least We're Not awbrun (Mal Mo, 'XX')
• We Just Got The Shaft! (We Just Got The Shaft!, '93')
• i look like im taking a big dump (chris, 'XX')
• im senile (chris, 'XX')
• Anybody tried that new McRib sandwich? (bud, 'XX')
• You can't see my hands because I'm obviously into self-abuse. (richard78, 'XX')
• Well all of you can just kiss my ass! And tell Rich he can kiss my ass too. (BleedO&B, '84')
• "We need Rich Rodriguez for head coack like I need a bag on my hip, wait a second...." (Tampabatiger, '00')
• 5 in a row - is that losses to Auburn or coaches saying no (wareagle13, '00')
• Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket . . . (Punchline, 'XX')
• hold me. (Tampabatiger, '00')
• We're Back... it's just way, way back. (AU1968, '68')
• "I became a crimson tide man in Ninteen Dickety Two. We had to use Dickety because the kaiser stole our word for forty, so anyway..." (Tampabatiger, '00')
• No, Bear Jr. won't be coming to the press conference. He's back in Bear's office curled-up in the fetal position, crying. I gave him a bag of Golden Flake and a Coke to calm him down. He called me a big dummy and said to get the hell out. (bud, 'XX')
• Anybody?? Anybody? (aubman82, '82')
• Today I admit to you that I am a Homosexual man. (Autiger83, '83')
• "...and in conclusion that is why alcohol consumption expands capillaries near the surface of the skin resulting in a crimson hue. I'll now take questions from the floor." (Tampabatiger, '00')
• I can't believe no one will suck our 30 year limp dicks. (lowtider, '04')
• "Scotch, scotch, scotch, I love a good scotch." (Tampabatiger, '00')
• Read my lips.. "NO NEW COACHES." (Thomas, '02')
• I have confused my Preparation H and my Bril cream.. (Autiger83, '83')
• "Are farts supposed to be lumpy?" (Tampabatiger, '00')
• Who am I? What am I doing here? (Aubiecat, '85')
• "abba dee, abba dee, abba dee..............dat's all folks" (1Mongo, 'XX')
• Mike... We've reconsidered and we are giving you a raise! (Ross, '02')
• Damn !!! (aubcivil98, 'XX')
• I didn't find us a coach, but I did save money on my car insurance. (PJ, '04')
• I'm sooo fired (5inarow, '02')
• Me deep thinker. Me get good coach. Ug. Me like raw meat. (WarEagle69, 'XX')
• They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. (warrtiger, '03')
• Seat's . . . uh . . . not taken. (Forrest, 'XX')
• "I received word this afternoon that Rita Rodriguez has chosen to remain the head of hair at West Virginia. I fully respect her decision and wish her the best. I want to remind everyone of what I said at the outset of this process: My only objective is to get the best hair available to lead the Alabama football program. I remain determined to bring to our program a proven head of hair with impressive credentials. While I am hoping to conclude the search soon, following a timeline is not my main priority. Hiring an outstanding head hair to lead our players is the most important thing, and that will continue to be my only objective." (AUtlantan, '78')
• But I hear that Mountaineers are a bunch of cousin-marrying, redneck . . . oops! (JoJo, 'XX')
• But we have 12 National Championships! (Autiger83, '83')
• We are now in negotiations with an esteemed Bama alum, and hopefully our next head coach, FORREST GUMP! (tigernator2, '85')
• Momma always said, stupid is as stupid does... (PJ, '04')
• HOW ABOUT PEGGY REEVES, ESQ.? (, 'XX')
• I am a buffoon! (Mal means "Bad" in French, 'XX')
• Guess I picked the wrong day to give up wearing "DEPENDS." (TigerLvr, '93')
• Spare the Rod, spoil the Bammer's Christmas! (auburnmpa, '91')

• what happen? someone tell me what happen? This team sucks. I suck. Daddy!!!!!!!! (gobogo, 'XX')
• Talk to me Bear...talk to me. (AU_eagle88, 'XX')
• ;aljf (, 'XX')
• Oh fudge! (bud, 'XX')
• The understudy has overtaken the star in the "deer in the headlights look" department..... (H. Reed, 'XX')
• "Help, Daddy, Help! (dlaregztif, 'XX')
• "Turn out the lights, the party's over" (alapolytech, '78')
• Damn. (aubcivil98, '98')
• "okay, so that's two triple options and a split right..? Um.. oh, do you want fries with that? (Oakdancer, '80')
• Man, they're gonna fire me for sure now. (GLH4AU, 'XX')
• Man, my a$$ is gonna be in a sling after this fiasco! (CLH4AU, 'XX')
• Gosh dernit! Not again.. (Tucker, '07')
• Duh whats a football (chris, 'XX')
• Shari is gonna kill me... We won't even get to live in the new house! (kim86, '86')
• I close my eyes and start to pray, 'May the thumb go away!' (auburnmpa, '91')

• Bring on the beer. Its funnel time. (gobogo, '82')
• now he is scream "Screw you bama.. Go Auburn!" (auburnchick04, 'XX')
• i caint spull colage butt i shore luv unevercitie uf alabama role tied. (cratchew, '85')
• I got this tattoo at the trailer park and I'm real proud of it! Now, would someone please pour some more pork rinds down this funnel. (Typical Bammer Fan, 'XX')
• Whadda ya mean this is permanent ink? (Autiger83, '83')
• This is the tail-pipe of that Auburn eighteen wheeler that just hit us. (Storeyboy, '64')
• I am one big fat ass!!!!!!! (Slamboni, '91')
• Roooooooooooll Buuuuurrrrrp! (keepsheila, 'XX')
• Homecoming queen attempts to eat her dunce cap (bob, '84')
• WE SUCK!!! (parker, '74')
• WE SUCK!!! (parker, '74')
• Ewwwwwwww that smell (Justin P., '04')
• With a 12th man like this, who needs an arch-rival? (auburnmpa, '91')

• "do the heizman on dat...Ooooooh! (Renzie, '08')
• auburn stinks alabama's awesome and u kno it so quit sackin john parker (natnat, 'XX')
• We named him John Wilson but his teachers from grade school through high school were always having to say "JOHN PARKER WILSON, YOU STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE" and the name just stuck. We wish he could have a first and last name like grow-ups, but as long as he has that picking habit, he'll be called "John Parker Wilson". (John Parker Wilson's Momma, 'XX')
• Sack me once my bad. Sack me twice Capps you friggin' idiot block! Moron! (Alley Cat, 'XX')
• YOU CAN'T DO THIS, I'VE GOT THREE NAMES! (aUBURNBLUE, '66')
• This play is definitely NOT on my armband (auntcyndee4au, 'XX')
• This play is definitely NOT on my armband (auntcyndee4au, 'XX')
• This play is definitely NOT on my armband (auntcyndee4au, 'XX')
• Lay Lady Lay (parker , '74')
• Lay Lady Lay (parker , '74')
• Hope we get to dance next year (, 'XX')
• (Im glad we got to dance, 'XX')
• "i hope I'm on tv like my brother. (ross, 'XX')
• Here's a big ole Auburn hug! (tntiger, 'XX')
• JPW - "Where's the kid with the water bottle when you need him?" (AUinMIchigan, '05')
• Your eyes are almost as pretty as Chris Leak's (alapolytech, '78')
• Block you frgiin' moron, block! (Alley cat, 'XX')
• JPW: "Now I know what Brodie felt like last year!" (Auburn4Life, '79')
• Wilson " This aint good " (ausailor@aol.com, 'XX')
• AU "see and say" -pull the string and the quarterback says....."Baaaaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaa" (isackdbrody2, 'XX')
• Dang it Capps!!!!!! (Tigerfan21a, 'XX')
• I wanted you to pick the Russian and now you and Mr. Big are Going to Pay!!!! (Dchammer, '91')
• I wanted you to pick the Russian and now you and Mr. Big are Going to Pay!!!! (Dchammer, 'XX')
• Smell my poots. (sniff, '02')
• Oh for the love of Brodie..... (AUrocketboy, '95')
• Help me BEAR!!! (Tigerfan21a, 'XX')
• Now I know how Brodie felt after Auburn. OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH! (forbusj, 'XX')
• 'Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste, now get yer red butt on the ground or I'll lay your soul to waste!!' (slight apology to Mick Jagger....) (dfb, '85')
• I won't do it again if you will teach me to read!!!!! (justbadd, '85')
• CAPPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PassThBall, 'XX')
• Coach, next time tell me when Capps is in the game (Spidey, '93')
• I don't think this play was on my armband. (wgtjr, '89')
• Wait! I'm not Brodie!!! (keepsheila, '80')
• Who's ya Daddy?!! (girltiger, 'XX')
• No, not the hair! Here, take the ball, but don't mess up my hair. (TexasAUTiger, '96')
• I'l be right back. Again, and again, and again, and again............... (Livin, '91')
• I love me some skinny white boy! (Dick, '87')
• Hey! My name is JOHN PARKER WILSON, not CROYLE! (auburnmpa, '91')

• Move outta da way you friggin homo! (Autiger83, 'XX')
• Courtney to bama guy: "Dude the game ain't over yet. Wait lemme take that back, the time on the game clock ain't ran out yet. You gotta wait to sing 'Fallin' til later, and besides that ref don't like ya singin' either!" (KEBTiger177, '09')
• (Horace Stroud, '96')
• (Horace Stroud, '96')
• (Horace Stroud, '98')
• (, '98')
• (, '90')
• (tom banks, '69')
• Naw Dawg, that's mine! (Linda , '89')
• Come to me baby, you dont want to fall into the wrong hands. (Ashish, '04')
• hey, that ball clearly has an AU stamped on it, that's mine!!! (dbru22, '06')
• Courtey: "That's why they say don't eat BUTTERFINGERS before the game! So since I had some bubble gum, let me that that!" (KEBTiger177, '09')
• Please ..._Please ... Please ... oh God please let me catch JUST ONE BALL! .......NOOOOO not Auburn AGAIN!! (RUN BRODIE RUN!!!, '99')
• I paid $150,000 for you number 9 and we still get humiliated by Tommy Tuberville and the Auburn Tigers!! (Logan Young, '86')
• Wow ... a 4' 9" defensive back ... (Superchat, '79')
• Excuse me there #9, I'm trying to catch a ball here, something you wouldn't know anything about. (aubiegirl, '05')
• Move *@#&*!, get out da way! Get out the way *@#&*! get out the way! (Tyrone, 'XX')
• Use the Force, Courtney ... it's also good on the weak-minded! (auburnmpa, '91')

• Close your eyes, click your heels three times, and repeat after me, There's no place like Auburn...There's no place like Auburn... (Keepbrodie, '80')
• sleeping on the job again????? (Aubie #1, 'XX')
• Is he dreaming of the 12 NC's that UAT doesn't have like the rest of you Bambi Fantasy World wannabes or did he stay up to late the night before praying to Bahr Brant (AUin4ID, 'XX')
• Is he dreaming of the 12 NC's that UAT doesn't have like the rest of you Bambi Fantasy World wannabes or did he stay up to late the night before praying to Bahr Brant (AUin4ID, 'XX')
• (, '89')
• I paid over $1,000,000 for this offensive line of academic dunces and those brainiacs at Auburn still embarrassed us on national TV. (Logan Young, 'XX')
• No wonder our linemen can't block. They're not smart enough to tell white from blue, heck, they're not even smart enough to graduate" (nobamafan, 'XX')
• What do Forrest Gump and Brodie Croyle have in common? They both played football for Alabama. "Run Brodie Run" (nobamafan, 'XX')
• This is the heisman trophy candidate on a national championship team? (nobamafan, 'XX')
• I've bought every starting UAT player since 1962 & this is what I went to prison for? (Logan Young, '86')
• war tide hey (, 'XX')
• There no place like home There no place like home (truaubfan, 'XX')
• It's like a nightmare, it just gets worse! (JTTIGER, 'XX')
• "Find a happy place, find a happy place!" (Tyrel, 'XX')
• Ring around the Brodie (AUAV, 'XX')
• Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far away. (SCWarEagle, '93')
• This isn't worth what they're paying me... (bigsixfive, '04')
• Maybe if I close my eyes it'll all go away. (aubiegirl, '05')
• ... and he thought it all was just a bad dream ... (auburnmpa, '91')

• no wounder he cant throw the ball... look at his eyes! (auburnchick05, 'XX')
• If I had one more year of eligibility, I could lose to Auburn for a fifth time. (keepbrodie, '80')
• Damn the running backs and recievers put 5 more offensive linemen in here (AUin4ID, 'XX')
• Brodie, you weren't worth the $175,000 your daddy sold you for. (Logan Young, 'XX')
• This guy could not play quarterback for Vanderbilt. For all you bamers recalling your "championships" ALL I GOT TO SAY IS 1966!!! (nobamafan, 'XX')
• Ah, Tebow ain't comin'! (TD Aubie, 'XX')
• But I called a Fair Catch! (Lowery, '74')
• FIRE RADER NOW!!! (Brodie Croyle, '05')
• Dang! If the defense had just show up before midway through the first quarter, we'd we well ahead of these turkeys! (Tebow's Coming, 'XX')
• Gosh, I can only imagine how bad my fans are gonna flame Auburn after this game"-SACK, POW, BAM, BOOM. "Ouch!" (TD Aubie, 'XX')
• My poor wittle arm! My poor wittle arm! (BamaDave, '98')
• I went to prison for spending over a million dollars of my own money for this line? When I bought players and titles for Bear Bryant, at least he could coach them. Little Mikey "F-Bomb" is lost. (Logan Young, '93')
• I should have transfered to Vandy, at least they have an offensive line. Thank god this is my last year at the Crapstone. (BAMALIVININTHEPAST, '00')
• Even if ya sack me ass hole-we still have over 5 NC's.... (rotide, 'XX')
• If I throw it out of bounds I may not get creamed. (Fear The Thumb, 'XX')
• Auburn Sucks! Roll Damn Tide!!!! (ThasRight, 'XX')
• We claim 1941 as a National Championship year and they had TWO (2) losses too! When do I get my ring? (jbearing, '81')
• 5, Yep, that's it, the number of legitimate NC's we have. (aubiegirl, '05')
• 5, Yep Five SEC Titles for the Barn just cruising on past Georgia Tech who left SEC Play over 4 Decades Ago! (UAownsCFB, 'XX')
• All I have is $5.00 but I promise you I am good for it, please don't hit me again. (Dchammer300, 'XX')
• deaconblues' flames are about as good as my ability to evade the rush! (auburnmpa, '91')
• Still Auburn...and still nobody cares (deaconblues, '81')
• JP Wilson!! good luck next year! (UhOh, '00')
• Dear God; I didn't realize Auburn was sooooo good! (Livin, '91')
• FOUR...That's right, Four! You beat me four times. Just don't hit me again. (Lowery, '97')
• Stop! Please don't hit me AGAIN!!! You want the ball Wayne? Here, take it, just please don't hit me AGAIN!!!! (Rebecca Leigh, 'XX')
• While displaying the old deer in the headlights look, B. Croyle subconciously gestures this is the figth sack. Ironically he also predicts that Auburn will win five in a row. (TDAubie, 'XX')
• It'll be 5 fingers like this after next iron bowl. (Livin, '91')
• Uh Oh! This is gonna hurt! DJ you better CATCH This! (Autiger83, '83')
• "Glad it's my last year! I can count only to four! (auburnmpa, '91')

• Oh damn...Time out! I told Jeff Bowden that play wouldn't work! (rocky, '99')
• Sheila: "Time-out!!! Where's my daddy?" Auburn D: "We're out here whuppin' your arse." (Keepbrodie, '80')
• I'll try to buy you some better linemen like I did for that bear dude, Little Mikey F-Bomb! (Logan Young, 'XX')
• ok this is a T so how do you make an F in arm language (AUin4ID, 'XX')
• (To the tune of YMCA)..."We really suck at the U of A" (Lowery, '97')
• Wait...Time Out!!! My team forgot to show up!!!! (Rebecca Leigh, '82')
• That's a technical, that's a technical. Oh, damn, wrong sport!! (2futuretigrs, 'XX')
• Quit falling down, you wimp!! Stand up and take it like a man, like this! (auWalker, '06')
• TJ will t-bone you! (auburnmpa, '91')

• Wait a minute while I pick up my jock strap. (Keepbrodie, '80')
• Is that David "The Dunce" Palmer back there? I thought he was no longer on my payroll! (Logan Young, 'XX')
• Thank you Obamanu for taking a picture with me now may I please have your autograph (AUin4ID, 'XX')
• God... I wasted my college career just like Brody, I shoulda went to Auburn. I feel helpless. (Rollin"with Destiny, '84')
• Oh, snap! (Drew4Au, '97')
• Dang, If I were a little smarter that could be me wearing number 2 and running that ball!!! (2futurtigrs, 'XX')
• 2 plus 2 = 4 in a row...... (Auburn77, '77')
• Oh no, we Suck again! (Lowery, '97')
• look i'm doing my best prothro! (deano, '05')
• Oh Oh...........Obomanu (Jbearing, '81')
• 2+2=6 (wasaubie1, 'XX')
• "It's my football and I'll take to the house if I want to!" (auburnmpa, '91')

• I can do this because I am wearing Carnell's number. (Keepbrodie, '80')
• Whew! At least I didn't drop it this time!! (Lowery, '97')
• Now how did this thing get down here. (wasaubie1, 'XX')
• "I hate living in Auburn's shadow" (Mark, '05')
• Not today Little Man... (Mike, 'XX')
• Carlos?! Who is Carlos?!? (Autiger83, '83')
• Hey! I was supposed to catch that!! (Jamie, 'XX')
• get that stuff outta here!!!! (David, '91')
• Come to Papa ... *%&$@#!!!!! (auburnmpa, '91')

• I'm starving. Bring me some Bryan Luncheon Meat, PLEASE!!!!!! (bud, 'XX')
• "This is Alabama football" (KEBTiger177, '09')
• Lost another game to Auburn! (Like the whiny guy on the commercial: Lost another loan to DiTech!) (autigeritis, '80')
• But I thought this is only suppose to happen at our stadium. (Keepbrodie, '80')
• What the F$$K Logan I thought i told you to give these kids a rai$e so maybe UAT could win another Fantasy World National Championship (AUin4ID, 'XX')
• I can't call all the plays for you little boy, you're going to have to learn to do this on your own. (Don "The Lisp" Shula, 'XX')
• Beam me up Scotty (AUin4ID, 'XX')
• F@#K!!!! (rollin', '91')
• If I pose as Tuchdown Jesus can I get some relief? (TDAubie, 'XX')
• But Daddy, they're being mean. (Lowery, '97')
• Offense, get back out there, it's only second down...guys...GUYS...COME BACK. (wasaubie1, 'XX')
• "Some beach, somewhere..." (wasaubie1, 'XX')
• Offensive line, put your arms out like this and grab them as they come by. The refs won't call it. (wasaubie1, 'XX')
• The fatlady sings. (wasaubie1, 'XX')
• When the F#%K did Brodie become the other white meat??? (AuFan003, '88')
• Whaddaymean McGlovers not a senior?!??!?!? F#@CK!!!! (Autiger83, '83')
• Dammit Dad! I TOLD you that play wouldnt work! Im throwing that 1972 playbook away! (Autiger83, '83')
• F#%k! Will somebody please make that guy in the 3rd row throw Brodie's mouthpiece back down here so we can run another play! (TyreltheTiger, '05')
• Whu...??? I step out to take a quick leak and come back to find 21 points on the board?! Is this some kind of joke?!?! (Tigertied, '89')
• What the F**k! This is f***in' NOT happening! We're supposed to have a F***in' Defense. F**K! (jim, 'XX')
• Bama fans.. I've got good news. I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico. (ALUMinTX, '02')
• 1st quarter? We thought that was warm up! (auburnmpa, '91')
• "Game over? I thought there were five quarters!! Our fifth quarter plays would slaughter them!!" (5Tigers, 'XX')
• And just when was I supposed to teach this "blocking" you speak of? – We've been spending all our time thinking national championship. (EdL, '98')
• How am I supposed to know it's a #$%@@#$ family show? (TrackEm, '82')
• "Hmph! Auburn has a defective scoreboard. Their score keeps changing every 4 minutes!" (Scooby Doo, 'XX')
• 'We paid good money for a kick like that?' (auburnmpa, '91')
• "But Operator, I need to speak to Ray Perkins NOW!" (Gottaluvit, '84')

• Joe Namath, is that you? (J Martin, '93')
• Oh Brodie, I just love you to death!!! (autigeritis, '80')
• Make a wish Brodie. I wish I had gone to Auburn instead. You would have never seen the playing field. Now hold still while I cut your hair. (Keepbrodie, '80')
• pain, agony (d, 'XX')
• Now, one month after the game, we hear that Alabama actually beat Auburn (except for the first quarter but hey, that doesn't count anyway). And Corky Britt actually had 11 pancake blocks on T.J. Jackson. You just thought he was being sacked (they really weren't sacks, it was trick photography). (nobamafan, 'XX')
• Facemask...tastes like chicken! (rollin'baby, '90')
• Ok Guys! I won't call you fat anymore. (Lowery, '97')
• Taylor Britt pushes the Auburn defender toward Croyle. I guess the rumors about Brodie making the O line mad are true. (wasaubie1, 'XX')
• Brodie Croyle, The Other White Meat!! (AuFan003, '88')
• TJ Jackson: "Dang! I was hoping to run into McCartney!" (Shakee, 'XX')
• Ahhh...your breath is as fresh as a minty mountain morning! Next snap, come visit me again, won't you? (Bren, 'XX')
• Although Saturday was the official dedication of Pat Dye field, Brodie Croyle left with more of the field on him than Coach Dye. (cwm, '02')
• Hey, Brodie....you needed some TIDE to help you with that uniform. You're already in hot water, so maybe just a little dab would do ya. (TigerTeach '74 (TigerTeach, '74')
• Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your shun na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na, knees, knees! (TigerLil, 'XX')
• Welcome to the Jungle! I wanna watch you bleed...." (Scout73, 'XX')
• Welcome to the JUNGLE, baby! I wanna watch you bleed! (TigerSuMc, 'XX')
• It's rollin baby! (rockyaubie, 'XX')
• "...and the agony of defeat...." (wareagle94, '94')
• No, I'm not a quarterback but I did stay at a Hoiday Inn Express last night. (wasaubie1, 'XX')
• Let us help you find your seat Mr. Croyle! (Trojanempire, 'XX')
• AFLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Autiger83, '83')
• what is that lovely scent you're wearing T.J.? (tigerfanUSAF, '04')
• I hope i get drafted by the N.F.L. It could not be any worse than this! (War Eagle 74, '74')
• "Can you hear me, NOW??" (TigerSuMc, '00')
• 'Oh good Lord, not these guys again' (auntcyndee, 'XX')
• Did you save on your insurance? (motega, '69')
• Wow, this is familiar. (Joe Willie, 'XX')
• Looks like I'm going 0-4 against Auburn. Dang does Taylor Britt suck. (Herbie Hancock, 'XX')
• It's ok...I just saved 15% on my knee insurance. (auman, '92')
• ahahaha u suck brodie......sheila says so (, 'XX')
• I feel wanted (tideloser, '74')
• Come give Yo Daddy a big hug!!! (Richard78, '78')
• Brodie, you need some Right Guard!...and some Left Guard, and a Center, and a Right Tackle... (aurich, 'XX')
• And I don't even have that insurance. What insurance Brodie? AFLAC!!! (AUKev, 'XX')
• My O Line Sucks! (shouldtran9, '00')
• NO! I said Budlight! (bammerhater, '87')
• Hey, don't I know you? (aubiegirl, '05')
• What type of sack...paper or plastic??? (David, '91')
• I should have had a V-8 (tnker4au, 'XX')
• THANK YOU SIR! May I have another?! (TigerProphet, '91')
• DOWN GOES BRODIE.......... AGAIN WAR EAGLE (tnker4au, 'XX')
• He's mine Stanley. You can have him on second down. (TrackEm, '82')
• Calgon! Take me away! (auburnmpa, '91')